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You used to hate them but you actually want to be more than friends.
A person says I hate you so much. You know they don’t hate you and want to be more than friends
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i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME
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The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.
I believe you have my stapler
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It's quite simply the most retarded comeback someone makes when they've completely lost the argument. This statement signifies that the argument has gone to a completely immature level. Below is a hardcore argument starting with the immature statement :)
Person 1: I know you are, but what am I?
Person 2: Good question. What are you?
Person 1: Wow, you're so dumb, you don't even know what I am?
Person 2: You're so dumb, you can't even answer my question.
Person 1: I don't answer stupid questions. Sorry.
Person 2: Then you shouldn't have made your first one.
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The worst urername in urbin dictonery
how can I help you
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When someone is saying they love you and really mean it or a lie
Someone"I love you to infinity and beyond!"
The target "okay where's the camera, nice prank "
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