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April Sadness is the sad feeling one gets when one is expecting the warm weather during the spring to keep up, but suddenly experiences a weather shift, especially snow. This may in some rare cases lead to April Madness.
Sofie: "Oh no! Not snow! God!"
Thomas: "Ah, you're suffering from April Sadness, you are"
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People born on this day are secretly sex gods/godesses. Sometimes contrary to outward appearance and often general expectations, they completely let loose in the bedroom. Don't be fooled by how shy or quiet thry may appear, no sex will ever measure up to sex with this taurus.
Wasn't she born on the 23rd of April
Yeah she's a total slut
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that point when you realize that you are probably not going to get a six pack by the summer so you starve yourself
o crap, its anorexic april already, i better go anorexic because there are only two months till summer
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National “let him hit day” this is simply the day where you let him hit don’t be difficult you know the rules.
I wasn’t going to let him smash because he has 6 different stds, but then he said today was April 2nd and next thing I knew my panties were off.
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National horny day
national horny day is on april 20 anyone can ask for any action
it’s april 20, finally time for some free action
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jeff : yo you’re stupid
you : yo wtf
jeff : yo it’s okay, it’s April 25th, national stupid people day
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National slap a homophobic/transphobic/rasist!
Tyler:Ew! Your gay!
Sally:*slaps Tyler*
Tyler:Ow why did you do that?!
Sally:It’s April 18, National slap a homophobic day!
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