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When two naked men stand facing each other with a woman on her knees between them. Each of the men's penis is pointed at the sides of the woman's face. She begins to jerk them off until ones fires the first shot.
I was at a party, and this girl was giving me a handjob, and my buddy walked in... She started jerking him off too! It was like a chilean arms race.
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I heard Christopher has a five armed girlfriend and she loves it dry
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1. Someone who breaks their arm and then wines for an ambulence even though they aren't going to get one
2. Contagious among idiots
a certain person Who can't ride their bike might become infected with broken arm disease.
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To have exceptionally flabby upper arms that no amount of pumping iron, doing cardio, and/or starving yourself can alleviate. The most common symptom of the Hilary Duff Arm includes: jiggle without movement, large rosacea-esque markings along the forearms and shoulders, copious amounts of pale skin. See: Kirstie Alley and Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Wow, I tried on my tank top this morning and realized that my Hilary Duff Arms made me look like I had two cheeseburgers attached to my sides.
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A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges
i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.
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" Cambodian Arm Wrestling"
One of the more ancient hand to hand form of combat dating from the Golden Cambodian era, it is believed to have formed around the years of 952-1056 b.c. Carbon dating of artifacts depicting this rigorous form of what is believed to be a type of "martial art's" cannot be proved to a certain date. It has been passed through many Generations with stories of great heroes who have fallen and proved victorious through-out the many years. Heroes such as "Chann Ancaly," "Ponlok Reach,"and the most famous "Visothirith Sokhanya."
-Fighting style-
With most martial art's there are specific body parts and forms of footwork involved, luckily this is one of the more easy or basic fighting styles. In order to become a Champion "Cambodian Arm-wrester" you need to master a psychological grasp on yourself which comes in very handy and takes years to master. Some battles have been known to last hours or days until contestants become raw or there arms grow tired. Foot work does not matter a whole bunch unless you want to cut off blood circulation to your "Penis" it mostly involves your better arm, preferably your right arm, due to certain laws and changes to make it more fair they allow left handed people to participate.
-Getting into battle-
In order to begin; choose an opponent wisely, once you have chosen one, flap your wings vigorously and strut like a chicken to try to intimidate him. (Chickens are among one of there sacred animals such as the dog so they try to mimic/worship each one). If he does not reside from battle you will race to unbutton your pants as fast as you can to gain a lead. Jump towards him and plant your feet strong for it may last a while, Grasp his penis in your good arm and begin to work your hand up and down his "Cock" (I.e. Cambodians prefer to call there "penis" a cock because of the chicken analogy) The faster you can move the better, some men can reach up to 7 strokes per-second. In order to become victorious you must make your opponent ejaculate before you can them gather the semen in your hand and slap him in the face leaving a white mess of ooze, If you can pull that off while leaving a red hand-print on him from the slap he will suffer the most embarrassment and be shunned by his people. Some people believe this "sport" to be degrading while others believe in sticking to tradition to preserve there culture, in the end no one really wins or loses, But in there minds they almost always win.
" Becoming a Cambodian arm-wrestling champions is of the highest honor and title in Cambodia"
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A massive shit. One huge solid turn resembling a monkey arm.
God damn dude, I gotta go lay a steamy monkey arm.
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