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Feet hurt. This is an old expression, typically associated with the South and especially concentrated around the Appalachian Mountain chain. Older usage didn't connote smelly or dirty feet, just sore feet.
There is a brand of shoe called "Hush Puppy" and it's is named that as a reference to the expression, "My dogs are barking." In the case of the shoe, Hush Puppies are supposedly so comfortable they can quiet your puppies - that is, stop your feet from hurting.
After walking the mall all day, my dogs are barking.
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A young Native American boy asks his mother,"Momma,why do we Indians have such funny names?"
The mother responds,"It is our custom to name a child for the very first thing a mother sees the moment the child is born. Why do you ask,Shitting Dog?"
The young boy was so named because the first thing his mother saw at the moment of his birth was a shitting dog.
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acting in an unproductive manner
dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo
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Saggy boobs with nipples that point downwards due to the sagging like 'dog nips'
i went to suck a birds boobs last night but it took me an hour to find her nips beacuse they were 'dog nips'
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Jake is a yellow talking dog that has stretchy powers that allow him to morph into many shapes and sizes. Jake lives with his best friend Finn in a treehouse located in the grasslands of Ooo. Jake's girlfriend is Lady Rainicorn.
Person 1: Ever seen Adventure Time?
Person 2: Yes I have! Jake the Dog is my favorite character!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because he's voiced by John DiMaggio and he's just so dang funny!
Person 1: Valid points my friend.
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A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.
Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.
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To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.
Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day
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