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Cloddish Asian

An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.

Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.

by Bath Wanker October 8, 2018


asian standoff

Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.

I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.

by BrofessorD May 22, 2017


Asian pear

A person of Asian origin , who carries all their fat on lower end like pear, C’ mon haven’t y’all read up on body shapes and wat not.

“Don’t worry Kimmy Chu, you eat extra , you nice Asian Pear. Not like Sam, she tree.”

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022


Lucky Asian

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Lucky Asian Jo was upset.

by TheRealFroot January 9, 2021


Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.

I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.

by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017


Asian Soup

When an Asian is fucking a transgendered and then realises that he just cummed in a guys butt but comes to reality and starts to eat out the guys butthole later realising it was alphabet soup and the letters spelt STD

Yoooo did you hear Braden get the Asian soup! He is so yellow now!

by Peterthefrogislol September 20, 2017


Asian Mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is viewed as a unit-of-free-will.

This would contrast with the European view of mythology in which inevitability is posited as an object of predetermination.

The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that there are two types of fatalism: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

This indicates that Eastern mythology is dependent upon a paradigm called "pre-contingency."

by fightfacilities January 3, 2021