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God-bag

Derogatory name for fundamentalist Christian, a play on โ€œdouche bagโ€.

Do you believe that fucking god-bag spends his weekends protesting in front of the Woman's Health Center!

by KaiserKen December 8, 2008

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LEGS BAG

A legs bag is the scrotum. Its called a legs bag because your ball bag hangs between your legs.

Phil : Hey Dave I heard you put that cunt Cubbo into hospital last week.

Dave : Yeah, I found out that he called the cops onto me for no reason at all so I kicked him in the legs bag with my steel capped boots. They ended up amputating his balls.

Phil : Serves the cunt right !

by D.P.K. July 22, 2008

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Johnzie Bag

A bag of herbs which is sold exclusively by John Halligan. Often given to foolish customers who believe it is cannabis, John has made much profit from this great scam. However despite his best efforts to deny that the bag is in fact herbs, many cannabis-users in the local Waterford area now have it out for Halligan and his false baggies.

"Wud ya like a johnzie bag wud ya?"
"Aw no we got a johnzie bag!"

by John4Prez August 15, 2011

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bag stander

A guy who stands in a shopping bag in bath stall while being felated by the dick smoker sitting on the bowl. When someone walks by, they only see 2 feet and a shopping bag, looks innocent enough.

The cops busted a bag stander and a dick smoker at the bus terminal men's room

by maibock April 2, 2007

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Pass the Bag

An expression describing one's request to another, in the context of a small group participating in the operation of a cannabis vaporizer inhaler device, to pass the bag that has been inflated with the vaporized THC extracted from the herb. It is analogous to asking one to pass him or her a joint that is being shared, except in this case instead of smoking a doob the group are sharing a bag of THC once it has been detached from the vaporizer.

Adam: Hey, don't bogart that bag, leave some for the rest of us.
Debbie: Sorry dude, I never know how much I should be inhaling before it's time to pass the bag.

by Pamira's Boy July 15, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Speed Bagging

A sexual act wherein one male partner maintains a squatting position whilst the other partner, male or female, lays underneath and goes to pound town on the testicles with both their fists.

"why can't you walk straight?"
"I was on the receiving end of speed bagging last night"

by Fusion2410 February 26, 2019

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


whore-bag

A female who routinely lies, cheats, and generally acts like a skanky bitch.

She just lied about im-ing. What a whore-bag.

by qwertya December 5, 2006

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