lolington bear is a father figure in the appreciation of l33t language. If a person finds something funny they may say 'lolington bear approves'. Alternitively if something is not funny someone may say 'lolington bear does not approve'
not be confused with roflington bear
'I slept with your wife, bitch'
'lolington bear does not approve'
'I owned 200 noobs'
'lolington bear approves'
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Trucker CB Radio Slang for a rookie trooper or trooper-in-training.
Trucker on CB: Watch your speed there on Mile 58, there's a little bear lookin to make his first kill.
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an unattractive woman who is unaware that she is extremely ugly.
Oh my god look at all the booga bears in the club tonight!
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A gay bear who acts like a twink
Don't those koala bears look out of place bopping around to Miley Cyrus?
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n. a vehicle (or vehicles) exceeding the speed limit in the hammer lane, typically after a trucker has moved out of that vehicle's way. The expectation is that smokey bears will go after the vehicle moving fastest, thus keeping them occupied with a customer when you go by. Sometimes truckers try to create this situation on purpose by blocking all the lanes of traffic for a period of time to make people behind them mad enough to speed. see cop cleaner
The truckers were going four-wide on the highway for 10 miles, until the one in the hammer lane swapped lanes, and then the bear bait was released.
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A young Cambodian child who's soul purpose is to compete in martial art tournaments, hair stylist, and drift on occasion. He worries more about his hair than his little brother so if you need to get his attention, just put a lighter to his hair or threaten it with scissors. He won't attack unless threatened and is cool temperered; He is easily approachable but shy to make a commitment for a long time friend. Has been seen to hang around gothic loli-girls.
Did you meet that Khu-Bear on the corner of the street? His little brother didn't have a chance against that truck... He was too busy styling his hair.
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A nonsensical word combo used along with ones inner chi to make someone mess up while performing an activity or condition in which one is prone to be able to get hurt.The words must be spoken at the right time and must be truly meant. Jiggly bears is a privelege, not a right. Those found using jiggly bears for harm may be arrested for criminal use of harmful words and can used against you in a court of law. Side effects include: getting punched by your friends, black eyes, broken jaws, torn muscles, and an inability to control your bowel movements. Please see your doctor or local physician to see if jiggly bears is right for you. There is a chance of dependency if used too much. Also the effects of the words may be lessened if over used. Do not operate heavy machinery while using these words. Do not use with alcohol or other drugs. There is scientific proof that by connecting to ones inner chi and using the correct annunciation of the words "jiggly bears" a psychilogical wave is sent out and messes up with a persons bodily functions. Thank you very much, ive been great.
Person 1 (standing on edge of diving board): Ima do a backflip.
Person 2: Jiggly Bears.
Person 1: Fuck i hit my head on the board.
Person 2: Why yes. You did.
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