black attack

Exsessive emotion in any situation. Black people tend to show more emotion than is neccesary. When they get happy they get ultra happy, when they get angry they get ultra angry.

After he got a goal in gym floor hockey he had a black attack and began pounding his chest and running around the gym.

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Black Gallagher

When a black man shoots a watermelon rather than smacking it with a hammer.

Black man: "IT'S THE BLACK GALLAGHER, BITCH!"

*shoots watermelon*

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black hammer

The black hammer is a large appendage commonly found in between the legs of African African males

"That nigga got a black hammer, that's why we call him the black hammer "

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black penis

Something black men think is huge and constantly need to tell you said thoughts. In reality, not any bigger than anyone else's.

Jerome wouldn't shut the fuck up about how big his black penis was, so one day after gym I yanked the shower curtain back, exposing his little black needle dick. No wonder his black girlfriend is now with Tom.

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Black Mage

Weilder of Black Magic. Usually used in the Final Fantasy series. Have pointy yellow-ish hats,blue robes/coats,a black void thing for a face,striped pants,and glowy yellow eyes.can range from nice to EVIL.
Nice:Vivi
Evil:BM of 8-bit theater,the waltzes.

Common Black Mage Spells:Fira,Doomsday,Water,thundaga

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black sabbath

the best band EVER, but only when turned up all the way

Bitch, turn it up, its black sabbath

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the new black

Anything that is now popular & 'in'. Its usage goes beyond the fashion world where the color Black is always in style.

"Obama is the new black" (Pun intended, no disrespect to African Americans)

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