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Ha! It's poetry in motion
She turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mm, but she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in biology, yeah
Huh-huh
When I'm dancing close to her
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can smell the chemicals
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Mm, now but it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in geometry
When she's dancing next to me
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can hear machinery
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Hah! It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres are in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And hit me with technology
I don't believe it, there she goes again
She's tidied up and I can't find anything
All my tubes and wires and careful notes
And antiquated notions
But, it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Uh, she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
She blinded me with
When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.
Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
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When ur friend passes out early ... u get naked then u creep up on him like bill Cosby at a bar u squat over his eyes and line ur asshole with his eyeball ... from there proceed to take a shit but go left to right or right to left with the eye balls whatever u prefer for the night finally pack the shit down with ur cock to make sure it's firm on the eyes" with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn" ... no homo
i was hanging out with troy and he fell asleep so I crept up on him and gave him a consensual litchfield chocolate blind fold .
2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.
Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek
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When people cc a whole bunch of private addresses on an email when they should really have bcc'd them because cc exposes the email addresses to the other recipients, whereas bcc does not.
Oh crikey, the UK Ministry of Defense made a blind carbon cock-up by cc'ing a bunch of afghan interpreters instead of bcc'ing them.
A little known term for masturbation.
Dave: Hey, how's it going
Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.
Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?
Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.
Dave: Pathetic.
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The reverse of the Blind Tea Bag. (Left eye, left nut)
When someone is falling asleep early at a party, another member of the party will then open the RIGHT eye and put the RIGHT nut on it.
Billy: I think I should get some sleep.
Phillip: Awe, Billy. I swear to god, this time we'll REVERSE blind tea bag you.
Billy: NOT MY RIGHT EYE.
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