Breaking Bad

It’s about some old guy going through a midlife crisis but instead a buying a sports car he cooks meth in his winnabego.

Tod: hey bill have you should watch this show

Bill: what is it

Tod: it’s super underground, you’ve probably never heard of it.

Bill: what is it

Tod: it’s called breaking Bad
Bill: go fuck yourself

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break down

If you have a large amount(a brick) of almost any drug you break it down to 20, 10, and maybe 5 sacks. Then you cell it on the street.

Yo we gotta break down before we hit the block.

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break a leg

Often said to an actor before an audition by his/her mis-informed peers.
They belive that if he/she does break their leg they will be in a cast for weeks.
Idiots

1- Big audition today, wish me luck!
2- Break a leg
1- You're an ass

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Taking A Break

"Taking A Break" is the classic escapist cliché.

People with under-developed social skills or lack of problem solving abilities use this as a cop out.

In the minds of women this is often viewed as a nicer way of dumping a guy, most men who are not completely socially inept understands this, and realize taking a break will never bring you closer together. Only fill you with false hopes of extending the (un)natural life of a realtionship.

I your ex uses this, they're an escapist bitch and probably not someone you'd ultimatly be happy with anyway. These are people not worth your thought and emotions, you're best bet to feeling better is to realize that, and move on.

"I feel so distant from you, maybe we should take a break"
"Bitch!, we're fucking done!"

Taking a break is crap, and it will never bring you closer together. If a realationship is struggling, more distance is NOT a factor that should be added.

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bathroom break

A bathroom break is when you and your significant other, usually bae, dating or not, go into the hallway by the bathroom where there are NO cameras and make it nasty.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yo i heard that they just went for a bathroom break. ;)

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Break the seal

To have sex with someone other than your long distance kind of boyfriend to whom you have promised fidelity.

Her : "I'm going out with Josh tonight"
Him : "Don't break the seal"

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Breaking the Internet

When the maximum boredom level has been reached and you type something into Google such as:

asdasd
asdf
qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm

Along those lines...

Tyler was breaking the internet when I looked at his history:

asdasd
asdf
pornhub,com
qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm

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