Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts
Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.
This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster
Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!
Term for the hairs that are missed when shaving the pubic and anal area and are exposed when they bend over esp. in short shorts.
When Fat Janet wears her Daisy Dukes, she has serious Scraggy Butt. Yikes!
A tuft of hair situated in the anal area. More common in females, as males will typically exhibit an assfro. See definition: assfro.
Upon removal of the panties, he saw that she had a butt tuft, and would refrain from rear-entry at this time.
buht stamp
noun
1 the act of sitting on something while completely naked, not wiping one's anus fully and leaving brown or green print
on said object.
Mark, I'm so sorry I left a butt stamp on your couch.
when one stands up from a seat and a large, sweaty imprint of their butt remains.
joe stood up to get off the bus and didn't realize he left a butt stamp on the seat. all the other passengers refused to sit there and eyed joe as he exited the bus.
When someone doesn't have a definitive buttcrack but has a very definitive asshole.
I pulled down her pants and was looking her cyclops butt in the eye.