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Part of that 10% of the population a sensible person wants to run over.
Look at those chavs on their bicycles, with their bad attitudes, lack of insight, and inaudible slang. Boy would I like to run them over in a Dodge Ram whew
A chav is a youth typically aged 11-17 that think they are the dogs bollocks. They have poor, antisocial behaviour and mainly hang around in town centres or villages
Male chavs often wear Adidas and Nike tracksuits or wear crappy black puffer jackets. They also may have a Nike manbag and a fake gold chain. They also have black nike air max as shoes. They all have the same fucking skin fade haircut. Women tend to wear puffer jackets or red coats, blue denim jeans, white Adidas or converse shoes and wear makeup such as foundation that makes them look like an orange along with mascara and red eye makeup. They also have blonde hair up in a high ponytail
Chavs like to hang out in groups of five or more picking on anyone who isn’t classed as a “chav”. They like to ask around for “burn” or cigarettes. When denied cigarettes, the chav will have a fit and will nag you to give them one. They like picking fights with anyone who gives them the slightest bit of attitude. They will claim you are getting “chopsy” with them. They also like shit grime music such as Stormzy
Chavs love drugs. They typically smoke weed, take pills, snort cocaine and take MDMA. They also like to steal from shops or other people for money or tobacco.
They tend to speak like uneducated 6 year olds using slang such as “bruv”, “fam”, “baht”, “Ghee” which is annoying to hear. They also date girls because they’re “in it for the shag” and boast about it to their fellow chavs.
Also known as scally
Chav sentences
“Got any burn Ghee, nah bruv I know you’ve got some burn”
“Got a rizla and a tip”
“Oh mate I shagged this fit bird yeah”
“Don’t fucking chopse me bruv I’ll kick your head in yeah”
“Fucking pussyo”
“Peng ting fam”
A chav is a subpecies of human whomst only drinks Smirnoff ice and smokes weed and meth he/she will most likely wear a Adidas tracksuit and Nike huaraches with a cap possibly designer if their money hasn’t been spent on meth
Ayo blud that mans a chav Yano
I kno G I see him about still
Where he situated tho
Idk blud think on tha street cuz he got no money
The word chav comes from the gypsy or Irish travellers language,where the word was originated from.there are many words we use to day that come from the gypsy or travellers language.
An endangered species now only found hiding in the mums basements making there next mix tapes with there mates big Steve Andrew Donny g they are sometimes found buying 50p energy drinks
Bare rude kids that hang around the high street after school, wearing a tracksuit and some form of nike shoes. They are fuelled by cans of boost and insults.
Ay you lot my mum said im a chav
Bang her up
Nah shes my mum
A chav is a typical british teenage girl , however you can get male chavs which are known as roadmen ( roadies)
They are very common and usually smokes .
they wear thic eyebrows and a trackie or a fur jacket init
something they would say is :
chantelle: OI chazza gimme a fag
chazza: Ite my g
chantelle: cor fam look at that chavie over dere
chazza: yeh she got bare bunda