Clapping Hamsters

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

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get clapped

So Ugly meaning get clapped, like slapped across the face.

Girl 1: Brad is SO hot.
Girl 2: The fuck he's not!

Girl 3: YO BRAD GET CLAPPED!!!!

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clap your dog

When you have sex with someone's dog to spite them

Shut up Henry, I'm going to clap your dog.

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clap that ass up

when you beat someone in an activity (mostly used while playing uno) you clapped them up.

roger: play me again. im gonna clap that ass up
me: you got clapped 6 times in a row go put some socks on.

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ez clap no cap

When you beat someone, no questions asked.
Absolutely destroyed. Not even kidding.

Gg, ez clap no cap buddy. You've been schooled. Sit down.

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one hand clapping

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

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Clap Them Cheeks

"clap them cheeks"is a phrase said by men that wanna fuck the shit or would fuck the shit out a girl

Andy: i would clap them fucking cheeks bro
Josh: same i'm gonna clap them cheeks at her party

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