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When a girl gives a guy a handjob
Eddy looked at katie and asked, "can you clean my rope?"
When Sara was topping off Johnny she started by cleaning his pool , so he would cum quicker .
When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out
Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”
A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning
Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere
Ssc for short. “Super clean creampie; when a person puts a bar of soap up their ass and squishes it so that bubbles come out, making the super clean creampie”
Skylar and marci practised the super clean creampie tonight
When you take a shit and it’s so perfect you don’t even need to wipe!
“Dude, you left a floater in the toilet and there’s no toilet paper with it... wtf?!” “Bitch, that was such a perfect shit, it didn’t need a wipe, it was a clean get away!”
The fourth position in line for a train.
"Hey I'm batting clean-up. I hope no one else goes anal before it's my turn."
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