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When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out
Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”
A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning
Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere
when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves
that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.
The code phrase for janitors to clean up what's left of a gang-bang that took place in a store's bathroom. Too horrendous for even Dirty Jobs to feature on their show, make sure to evacuate the store immediately if this god-forsaken phrase is blasted over the store intercom.
"Attention all employees, we have a code Clean-Aisle-Penile located in the head."
When you take a shit and it’s so perfect you don’t even need to wipe!
“Dude, you left a floater in the toilet and there’s no toilet paper with it... wtf?!” “Bitch, that was such a perfect shit, it didn’t need a wipe, it was a clean get away!”
Ssc for short. “Super clean creampie; when a person puts a bar of soap up their ass and squishes it so that bubbles come out, making the super clean creampie”
Skylar and marci practised the super clean creampie tonight
The fourth position in line for a train.
"Hey I'm batting clean-up. I hope no one else goes anal before it's my turn."
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