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chill your clit

letting someone know they have to calm down in a certain situation

Stephanie you have to chill your clit...that cute guy is obviously not interested in that skank.

by sas1130 July 10, 2010

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Spit On My Clit

An expletive often used in its abbreviated form, S.O.M.C. Used when you are flustered with someone and need to yell something derogatory.

Lance: The Bee movie is better than Toy Story.

Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.

by Me. Meme machine December 14, 2016


Clit-ass-trophy

Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night

That filthy prick's up for a clit-ass-trophy

by winkelTossa September 1, 2019


Cilit Clit Bang

The sexual act of using a cylindrical, large plastic bottle in place of a Dildo or Vibrator. If the bottles capacity is more than 1 litre then this is refered to as a Big Cilit Bang bang. Cilit clit bang is however the general term for this sexual act


'Wait untill you hear the crazy stuff I did last night'

'What happened?'

'Finally Ella let me cilit clit bang her. It was terrific.'

by Mixu P April 5, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shut your clit

A phrase used to shut somone up fast. Somone that is less of a person than you and basically an all around fag.

Ronnie: Hey i just got the new asher roth album

Me: shut your clit bitch! you have no friends!

by punani monster May 17, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


clit lickin' Sally

slang term for a lesbian, but more appropriately, a hardcore dyke

"I know this clit lickin' Sally who eats more pussy than a poor Chinese family."

by cuntMasterflex April 12, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


clit-trap

When a women interferes with another woman's attempt to sleep with a man. Think cock-block, but for women.

"Shit! That bitch clit-trapped me!" Or "Bitch! She be clit-trappin' my ass"

by Daniel Francis Haber February 19, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž