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Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice
I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice
A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others
"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"
One who hides in the closet a lot because they are not supposed to be where they are so they Must hide in the closet
Friend one: hey so I heard you and Jordan are a thing now
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me
Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.
You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.
A person who acts like they don't care about anyone, but deep down they really do have their good friends' backs.
Guy: That kid is so mean, he only cares about himself.
Girl: That's so not true, he's my friend, and he's a total closet fambam.
Someone who follows the path of all things right and just. But with an inner desire to cause mayhem, destruction or to believe in heretical beings/ideologies with said desire occasionally coming to the surface.
Connor is such a Closet Heretic, he always chooses chaos while preaching about justice.
Whoa, that guys in the closet!
Look how gay (happy) he is