The pinnacle of feminism. Imagine a coochie so perfect it turns Johnny Sins into a minute man. Such a coochie can only exist in the world of Socratic ideals. To strive towards creating the coochie concept in this mortal plane is to fly so close to the sun any basic bitch coochie will no longer satisfy you. Play with the Coochie Concept at your own peril.
Bro I can’t nut no more more this bitch had me bussin so fast I swear she had a Coochie Concept.
Coochie Mocha
Noun.
When a girl goes to take a piss after being fucked to hell by her significant other, but the sex was so similar to rape that it caused blood to draw and coagulate instantly, becoming a dark brown fluid that tastes similar to mocha.
Girl: Hey babe, come here and have a taste of my Coochie Mocha
When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.
"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"
A girl that gives her coochie to goofies only
She only fuck with goofies that girl got goofy coochie.
It's when your coochie is just not good. Its yellow, smelly, repulsive. It is very spreadable so kind of like an std. (can be moldy when you're an old lady)
Yooo your girl got coochie cheese watch out or you might get it too.