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The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.
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Any useless or needless item that you can't part with.
"crap of the day"
Nancy: "What the hell is this?"
Faith: "What, the foil origami cranes?"
Kim: "It's the 'crap du jour'."
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An expression of displeasure. Something you could substitute for Oh shit!, if there are chitlens present.
Franny: 'Hey Zoey I just found you ipod-guess where it was?'
Zoey: 'Where?'
Franny: 'In the toilet....'
Zoey:'Crap Weasels!'
Chitlen: hahaha aunt Zoey just said crap weasels!
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The ultimate hangover cure - big shit, jerk off, and back to bed.
Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.
used when "holy crap" just isn't enough
guy 1: omg dude have you heard?
guy 2: heard what?
guy 1: they're shutting down Google, Youtube and Facebook!
guy 2: HOLY CRAP IN A SACK!!!!1
the feeling of taking a great shit, followed by the imminent dread that it may not flush down.
man I just had the best shit, but it gave me a really post crap-ocalyptic feeling.
A holy crap song is a song that makes you go
"Whoa...holy crap" when you listen to it.
Person 1: "KC Accidental" is BSS's holy crap song...don't you agree?
Person 2: Nah, it was "Guilty Cubicles" for me
Person 3: Purplecheesegerhinkitinki...which is irrelevant to your conversation.