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According to Wikipedia, 39 year old humorist, cat-lover, and Flight Commander David Thorne is Australian. Also according to Wikipedia, his work has been featured on "the BBC, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien." This is true. It is also true that he once walked the complete surface of the moon in under an hour, regularly torches his vehicle every eleven months, and sometimes pretends he is a baby monkey. However, many of the people who read his New York Times best-selling book, especially people from West Virginia, have concluded that "it is obviously that he is a foggot." This is a lie because if he were an Eskimo, he would build his igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach.
Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, what are you reading?
Witty person who spends money on drugs: This, you inferior life-form, is only the greatest work of modern literature to ever have been revealed to our humble species. It is called "The Internet is a Playground."
Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, who's the author, bitch?
Witty person who spends money on drugs: The author is none other than David Thorne, also known as the bat who stands in the middle of the mall discussing bats and being misunderstood.
Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: *brain explodes*
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One of the most underrated players in the NBA, probably best player on the Knicks along with Curry and Frye, one of the few players in the NBA to average a double-double (and the only to do it while coming off the bench), the best American-born white player in the NBA (sorry Kirk), and a god to Knick fans.
Knick fan: David Lee is god!
Idiot Bulls fan: No, Kirk Hinrich is! lol
*Knicks fans gather and smite dumbass Bulls fan for blasphemy*
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when a girl dresses like david bowie from the 80's and gives you a blow job
Dude me and my girl watched Labyrinth last night, and then she gave me a David Blowie
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David Pickett is a man who really loves his Zom Zoms and Flamey boys
David Pickett: “Were you vaping in the bathroom Lilly?”
Lilly: “No I was doing the macarena with David Pickett”
When you get dared to do something really crazy like shove your dick down a dead pig's mouth.
Mark: Why did you run around campus naked?
Kevin: I got David Cameroned into doing it
-I've met David Gandy recently!
-Oh you mean the gentleman.
An American dude who thinks he’s Israeli, but really not. A Yehudah David pursues his dreams but never succeeds.
Man, he really thinks he can get job. He gonna pull a Yehudah David.