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Wanking so hard your banjo string starts to bleed and sting until you've finished and jizz everwhere
Man i wanked so hard last night i gave myself a devil's wrist
Legends tell of a stoner so perpetually baked that smoke expels from all orifices, including the anus. A daring person may inhale this "secondhand smoke" by pursing their lips to the anus and taking a "hit." This is dubbed the "Devil's Shotgun."
"Tony showed up and Andrea hit the Devil's Shotgun from his ass, it was diabolical "
When you are masturbating with one hand and switch over to the other hand while stroking your penis at the same time with your eyes closed and your feet at waist level.
I did the Devils Pass while I was at home alone and horny.
Sex…that’s what it means but with some sass
“Dude! Me and Jesse did the Devil’s jig on Friday!”
When you randomly shiver/flinch throughout your whole body for no reason, as if you were possessed. Hence the world Devil.
“Ooh, I just got a Devils shiver.”
More honest and nicer than an angel because he’s been to hell and he doesn’t want to go back. #badpastnowonapathofgood.
A person who walked the fence dip down into the evil side. Kicked out for throwing ice cubes and now he is trying to do good. Angle with a past. Now is known as a good devil.
When a woman has very seductive energy and can draw any man in to her grasp. A woman who can sexually possess any man with her sexual capabilities , and make them go crazy for her. A woman who fucks but doesn’t get fucked… A woman who is amazing in bed…
When the kitty is so good, you fuck around and make him fall in love with it.
That my friends is called Devil Juice.
If you got those qualities, and can make any many you choose to feel like that… If you allow it of course. The you got Devil juice.
Riley: My date last night was amazing!
Su: Yes, what happened?
Riley: Well, he got some kitty…Then he made me breakfast in the morning and lunch, ran me a bath, gave me a massage..
Su: Your joking, after one date? He’s on you like that?
Riley: Yup, he’s on his way now to pick me up for date number 2!
Su: Haha oh shit, he’s fucked now, you infected him with your devil juice !