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A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.
Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums
A dildo with nothing but balls
I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick
The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)
Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night
A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time
Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"
When a woman takes her anger out on the world because her dildo no longer pleases her.
What an ass, she doesnt realize that shes in dildo denile.
Sauce you aquire from a dildo.
"Steve, would you wipe the dildo dip off on my toys"?
Two dildos glued together, either horizontally or vertically
"Ladies, I would suggest using the dual dildo technique, it's much easier than sticking two seperate dildos up there."