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Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.

You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.

by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024


Tuesday Dinner

a social gathering of friends at Denise's on a Tuesday
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag

Natalie: Can we go to Lidl? I need to get stuff for the Gnocchi for Tuesday Dinner.
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?

by denisez April 18, 2021


dinner with Cthulhu

(Idiom) To conspire with an evil entity to commit a malicious act only to realize later that you were the one being prayed upon all along; often said when actions are done to spite one group with the results being detrimental to your own.

(See own the libs)

The right thought they could have dinner with Cthulhu by sowing mistrust in the vaccine and public health officials, but this backfired spectacularly. Now they must scramble to reverse the damage done because no one trusts anything they say anymore.

They thought they could weaken our faith in the government by feeding into conspiracy theories about poison and mind control. Little did they know, their little dinner with Cthulhu would result in lives lost for their own.

by Onat-ural December 22, 2021


Dinner pigeon

A girl who goes out to dinner with a guy just to get a free meal.

Look at these dinner pigeons playing these simps for free scraps

by D down for real October 6, 2020


cream dinner

A plate of seman

"I'm ganna give her a cream dinner tonight!"

by immunesafe November 5, 2013


Lasagna dinner

When a woman is so attractive that you want to make her pussy look like a freshly baked lasagna dinner by fucking her while she is on her period and then cumming all over her pussy lips.

Damn she is definatly a lasagna dinner type of girl.

by Twistedeyedea May 30, 2019


tinder dinner

When a girl goes on a tinder date strictly for the free dinners.

Hey Mary I totally made another guy pay for the tinder dinner. I even ordered a takeaway box for you.

by Timtimtimmy May 7, 2016