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When you perform anal pleasures upon your partner so excessively, they start spraying semen from their mouth like a fountain.
Ahhh man I was pounding my girls ass last night boys, you would not believe what happened. She started spraying cum from her mouth like a fountain.
Ohhh brotha you gave her the good ol’ Dirty Flo
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When you and your partner are getting it in the shower. Guy pick us up girl, her legs are around his waist and they're getting it. All of a sudden the guy has to shit, so he does and stomps the shit down the drain before the girl notices.
I was with my girl in the shower last night and I had to hit her with the dirty stomp. I couldn't hold it.
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Having sex with an Ant-man shapped butt-plug shoved up your ass while one partner mysteriously turns to fucking dust halfway through.
Becky: I had to shower for an hour straight last night because I got so much sand in my vagina.
Karen: Dirty Thanos?
Becky: Dirty Thanos.
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Named after a dude with terrible personal hygiene and more STD's than a crack whore in Amsterdam, that is attempting to get lucky at the bar. "A guy who is engaging the town whore in sexual intercourse in the out house "biffy" outside the local bar. After he finishes he leaves the whore in the biffy and tips it over on the door so the whore cannot escape."
Dude 1 "Hey man I gotta take a piss"
Dude 2 "Lets hit the biffy outside the line is too long in here"
Dude 3 "We should but shitter is out of commission, some guy dirty dulon'ed a hoe last night"
Dude 2 "That must've been one slutty hoe"
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Putting ones penis into anothers mouth while they are sleeping, under the influence, and/or unawares.
Look at how drunk she is. After another drink or two, Rob could probably slip her the dirty menard.
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A man who shoves his dick down the shower hole and cums thinking he's fucking a horse
Guy 1: Last night i did a dirty harrison
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When a person doesn’t want to go to the toilet so they shit in another’s asshole. That person then goes to the toilet and does the shit for the original person.
Jake made Nigel do the dirty Carley for him the other night
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