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a loving and diverse place where all kids are accepted. the class of 2019 is the bomb.com ft. the firehoes x jdawg and gmoney! let’s go park east panthers!
yehooda: omg Ramaz sucks. i wish i could be friends with Park east day school kids!
Joshua: hey, i go to park east day school! wanna be friends?
This is one of the most depressing schools in Forsyth county. Establish during the 2021 COVID pandemic the people who run this school have know idea what they are doing. East is known for having the shittiest band program in the county and their football team is worse. The school is filled with a bunch of fake county boys and the the buses are at least an hour late due to the fact that all of the bus drivers have autism. You can find meth heads, pot heads, and whores giving head in the bathrooms. All the girls at this school think they are hot but in reality there is nothing for their shorts to ride up on because of the fact that the girls are built like iPhones
Jack: Hey man this is some pretty good shit is this from east Forsyth high school or central
Jim: I got you man this is that good east shit
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East Ridge High School is the new school built in Woodbury, MN, that houses all the rich kids of the already rich city of woodbury, deeming the others to be of the "ghetto". East Ridge is synonymous with "First World Problems", a place where a bunch of spoiled rich snobs complain about anything and everything. East Ridge is home of the raptors, although the logo more resembles a windswept chicken. East Ridge is infamous for treating its students as though they were either seven years old or in a prison. Any cheers bashing younger grades are banned, as well as any class rivalry. At first it seems strict but students soon realize that no one there gives a fuck about anything.
The sports suck, but posters at rivalry football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)
Also all the girls are orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.
"God the parking lot gets so jammed after school and I get so nervous about my Hummer getting scratched..." East Ridge High School Problems.
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A small, green charter school in Sandia Park, New Mexico, about a 25 minute drive from Albuquerque. The school consists of about 350 students in 4 1/2 portable Tuff Shed buildings. The class sizes are small, ranging from 13-21 students in a class.
The student's schedual is divided into 4, hour and a half block classes that are changed after Christmas.
There are no such things as cliques, but there are groups. Most everyone is extremely social and outgoing, except for the wierd kids, of course (just kidding...)
The electives kinda suck.
Students from other schools are always hating on us, saying we have a huge drug problem and that our school is "gay" and "lame". These kids usually come from huge public schools and have no sense of individuality.
Most of the students attending can't wait to leave, but once they do, they miss it more than anything.
A.K.A: East, EMHS
Dang, I sure do miss East Mountain High School.
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One of Slim Chin’s (played by Ken Jeong in a 2010 adidas commercial) many nicknames, others include Mongoose Man, Quicky Von Fastenburg and Lightning Pants.
“I’m Slim Chin Beast From the Far East and this is Dwight Howard Beast from the Regular East.”
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Doing a girl while on her period. Then, taking your penis out of her vagina, inserting into her mouth. Hopefully, it ends up spicy.
"Wow, Marissa sure does love her East Chicago Hot Wing's super spicy"
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A high school in Manteca California that’s filled with weird ass teachers and nothing but annoying ass VSCO girls and hood dudes. Most of the girls are big ass hoes
“I don’t wanna transfer to East Union High School that shits ass asf”