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A girl who's always high when you see her
If you want some pot check with the red eyed girl around the corner she's always stocked up.
A person of asian race that wears big glasses
Bob: "The person in front of me cant drive for shit"
Ryan: "Yeah its probably some damn 4 eyed Bruce!"
masturbating.
Jacking off.
Beating the meat.
Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
When something goes a direction it shouldnt
Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways
To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings
Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"
Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.
Wether it’s by a bunch or not.
Person 1: Do I look cock eye.
Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed
It's the opposite to 'Cock Eyed' (when your eyes look together). Fanny Eyed is when your eyes look away from each other.
I jealous of people that can go cock eyed, I can only do fanny eyed.