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Eli Henry is the kind of guy who will always push his friends to do better in every aspect of life he’s a middle child so you know he’s gonna get that bag he wild fun and crazy but he’s freakishly smart at business not so much women tho only a strong and beautiful blond Scorpio can ground him.
That guy I met at the karate, dirtbike, paintball clue was an eli Henry kind of guy.
A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat
Eli thombs:hey
Girl: OMG he’s so nonchalant!
Girl 2: I bet he has a BBC
Eli:yh
A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.
Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...
Eli is the guy who lives out the country and you really like ! He usually is tall handsome and Russian.
Eli is the guy that’ll break your heart
Girl: omg Eli mihalevich you are breaking my heart pls come back!
Adam : who’s your favorite emo boy ?
me : eli goldsworthy duh
Well known community trooper, appears often in Liriks stream.
Eli thompson: Need a ride mr. barksdale?
Avon: oh fuck!!
An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.
Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.