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To use when you've been in a sapphic situationship that went nowhere.
A reference to the graphic novel, Scott Pilgrim.
So, i was just.. your 4th evil ex? Did i mean nothing to you?
We don't give a fuck what to name means no mo man damn 8/10 stories I go through I see a mf name and definition 🙂
Exe we're tired of u mfs
Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.
This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.
The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.
“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”
National send your Ex nudes day is on February 7th. The national holiday where everyone sends their former significant other naked pictures
Grace: Are you planning on sending Nate a picture of your titties tomorrow? It’s national send your ex nudes day
Jackie: Of course!
Someone who has recovered from tiktok, and either banished from the app still having it. Other is deleting it entirely.
Person A: Hey! Did you know Alissa is an Ex Tiktoker?
Person B: I didn’t know that, glad she recovered from it.
On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!
Boy: You know we fucking right?
Girl: Your my ex!
Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.
Girl : I mean you do give good dick.
Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!
no matter who broke up with who you have a day to cuddle with your ex in a movie theaters reclinable chairs or sum like that
On December 17th you are required to go the movies with your most recent ex in order to maybe fix things !!!!! (national hang out with your most recent ex day (December 17th))