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A unit of measurement for items between 6-12 inches. For folks with dicks between 6-12" will commonly go around saying they have a foot long.
Looks like there'll be another dick-foot of snow coming in later tonight.
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When a man named Foot greases himself up with butter (hence slippy), and dives into the arms of passers by, seeing if they can catch him. If they fail, he eats them
Man 1: Slippy Foot was a bit greasier than usual today!
Man 2: I know. He's eaten both of my grandparents this week. The bastard.
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A very dangerous fungus that has murdered billions and has costed trillions of dollars and one day foot fungus will take over the world and become superior.
I have foot fungus, I will die in the next 2 hours if I don’t get the fungus treated so I can live for another 2 days.
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An iranian foot delivery application customized for foot fetish guys
-hey i feel like to have some feet
+why don't you order it from SNAPP FOOT?
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When you stick your foot so far up a females snatch they can taste the toe jam
Yo did you puss foot same last nite.
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When you're banging a chicken and you rip off it's foot and glue it to your head making you look like a unicorn.
I did a chickens foot the other day.
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When you're playing soccer and you go to kick or trap the ball, and your foot goes limp, fucking up the play.
Girl: why didn't score the goal bro?
Guy: I have a bad case of the fish foot!
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