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A unit of measurement for items between 6-12 inches. For folks with dicks between 6-12" will commonly go around saying they have a foot long.
Looks like there'll be another dick-foot of snow coming in later tonight.
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When a man named Foot greases himself up with butter (hence slippy), and dives into the arms of passers by, seeing if they can catch him. If they fail, he eats them
Man 1: Slippy Foot was a bit greasier than usual today!
Man 2: I know. He's eaten both of my grandparents this week. The bastard.
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A very dangerous fungus that has murdered billions and has costed trillions of dollars and one day foot fungus will take over the world and become superior.
I have foot fungus, I will die in the next 2 hours if I don’t get the fungus treated so I can live for another 2 days.
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1. The aftermath of spray tanning the feet. If the foot comes out the color orange, then you've got Snook-Foot. Major example: Snooki, everyone's beloved midget.
2. Possible name for upcoming Snooki footwear line.
Guy 1: So my sister got a new spray tan today! But there was something wrong with her feet..
Guy 2: Don't tell me..Snook-Foot?
Guy 1: Bingo.
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The foot used to either shoo someone in the ass or to shoo a pet from trying to get out of the house when their not supposed to go outside.
Terry gave his brother the shoo foot when he didn't want to make some Kool-Aid. His brother ended up making it but what he put in the Kool-Aid Terry will never know.
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When you run so fast that the action of running makes your feet hurt.
When cops showed up I started "hitting foot" down the street to my car.
When the cops showed up I started "hitting foot" down the street to my car.
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When you are doing gymnastics and over splits and your foot gets circulation cut off and it gets really pale and veiny
At gym yesterday we were doing flexibility and I got ghost foot
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