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the place everyone should want to be. pray that the pastor can give you the key to worship god when you feel that god abandoned you because he didnt give you that wedding or car that you wish you had
despite what you saw on instagram
i love church because i never realized the prayer chapel
A place where you jump on beds with whores get your Crackpipe blessed and listen to shit cover music
Families walk into church
“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom
Church or going to church is widely used in out law motorcycle clubs to mean a meeting or going to a meeting at the MC's hang out, club house, building where only full members (patched members) attend to talk about business and members vote to approve or not approve the club's activities.
Motorcycle President is calling a "church" session today all members must attend
A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.
That writer is a certified church.
A place you should go you filthy animal.
“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”
“To church.”
“Didn’t expect it from you.”
The local gas station. A holy place.
"Dude I need a redbull I'm about to collapse"
"fine, let's go to church real quick
The Last Name Church Means Your Mother and Father Will Always Stick Together if You Do Something Wrong Your Punishment Is Probably Going To Fuck You Over
Did You Hear Those Church parents Last night
Yes I Did