fruitless garden

A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.

Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"

Riverside Gardens

A housing project complex located on the south end of Brantford Ontario. Widely regarded as the most violent housing project in the country with frequent murders and other violent crime. Drugs, poverty, and gangs fuel extreme crimes that plague the entire area. The project gained the moniker of “Killerside” almost immediately after it was constructed in the 1960s

Riverside Gardens is a ghetto cesspool

grill garden

You achieve a grill garden (GG) when a significant portion of your food ends up staying in your front teeth. All ages can achieve a GG, but the receding gums of the over 50 crowd are both more susceptible and less embarrassed by it.

(After lunch)
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?

BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.

Proper garden tool

A promiscuous woman.

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.

Devil’s Garden

Term used for a minefield.

Joe had his legs blow off when he accidentally walked into the Devil’s Garden.

pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

garden scissors

Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.

Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors

Jermino: For what ?

Bethony: The weed

Jemino: Oh the garden scissors

Bethony: Ye. Sure.