The Unholy Terror of the PVP Forum's Working Class.
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A goblin who jumps out of the bushes and mugs you at night. He may try to get some pussy while hes at it.
"I was walking home, and a bush goblin jumped out and took my shit. He may have raped me a little. I guess I was asking for it."
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Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins
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a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
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A Player in Fortnite with the name Toxic Daoz
OHHH I NEED ALL THIS LOOT CUZ IM A LOOT GOBLIN
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a coward that drinks water excessively to compensate for their lifelessness; also a snitch that confines theirself away from society for obvious reasons.
that guy: what's poppin off with yur bitch ass?
water-goblin: ummmmmm, sippin on this H2O.
that guy: why you showin out?
water-goblin: stayin safe, you know how it is.
that guy: hit it up when you stop actin a water
-goblin.
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A Thot that main focus is conquering penises and nothing but penises. Being so devoted to gobbling multiple penises at any given moment and cannot fathom the fact that penises are for private usage.
" Wow That chick stacy was an extreme Wee-Wee Goblin last night"