Goon Coccoon

To pleasure yourself, smear the ejaculates upon the body, and promptly go to sleep, letting it dry. You then wake to immediately repeat the process, aka "spinning the goon coccoon".

I couldn't make your party because I was stuck spinning my goon coccoon.

Hate-gooning

To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.

Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.

Strawberry Goon Sauce

Strawberry Goon Sauce - a combination of discharge, cum, and menstruation blood from a female

“Hey did you hear that after Grace and Michael fucked, his dick was covered in her strawberry goon sauce?”

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Goon is Samual birkin from Nuneaton likes to threaten woman

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Josh

Josh is a goon

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Niggas in a gang hired by other niggas to kill other niggas.

(From ghetto spongbob)
Ghetto Patrick: Motherfucker, I don't care about you anyways
Ghetto Spongebob: Nigga, I got goons on my back.

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