half-stro

when intercourse will be taking place later in the romantic interlude, you can give a half-stro with your mouth to get the male erect.

Steph: Come on, babe, let's do it.

Gary: I don't know, I'm not ready yet.

Steph: That's ok. I'll give you a half-stro to get you started.

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half a shirt

Half a pound or even maybe half an ounce of weed

How much you sell half a shirt for ?

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Half Hood

A face mask used in sex or domination that only covers half of the face. Often made of black faux leather and correlates with a leather fetish.

"I want my girlfriend to wear a half hood while spanking me."

"Do you have any fetish gear?"
"Only a half hood that I wear when dominating my partner."

"I want my boyfriend to wear a half hood when I make him lick my knee-high boots."

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Half Retard

Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.

There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.

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half moon

A partial moon displayed by plumbers and refrigerator repairmen. When the top portions of your arse stick out of the top of your pants.

Ikey the Refrigerator Repairman fixed our Milch fridge this morning, and was careful to give a half moon to Golda.

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Half-Way

The act of doing something so retarded with out you being diagnosed as mentally disabled.

The act of doing something only partially (half-way) to make it seem like you are a mentally challenged.

A nicer way of calling someone a retard.

One day we were walking up to a store and someone tried to open the door and when they went to walk in first they walked right into the door and all we could think of is "He must be half-way or something."

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mack and a half

a long ass walk or something far away

I'm not walking up that hill its a mack and a half

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