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finding out a girlfriend or previous sexual partner has an STD.
I am scared because I found out my ladyfriend had a wrinkle in her dollar
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when a male wants to make sexual intercourse with a female, he wants to fuck her sideways. He will probably be most seen saying it to one of his friends.
for example "damn i would fuck her sideways"
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grindin'dirty dancingdry sex
When a boy and girl grind on eachother, the girl presses her ass into the boy so she can feel his penis through their clothes. The boy pushes her head down to resemble him banging her from the back. The girl will normally shake her ass to try and arouse her partner
Erika pushed up on Danny and he put her head down and was practicly bangin her from the back.
Jack: "Damn Danny you know how to break her off."
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An old saying from when ships were powered by coal fired boilers. When the captain wanted full speed he'd call down to the boiler room and the master stoker would call out for everyone to "Pour to coals to her" - literally to feed more coal to her (ships are always female). The saying became synonymous with “giving it your all” and to accelerate as fast as you can.
The liquor store closes in 15, better pour the coals to her!
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When a man is nailing a girl from behind so furociously and fast, she thinks "Thumper" is literaly kicking her in the ass. At point of climax he than blasts a load to her face that would make Bambi shiver.
So Manny how did the date with Beth go last night?
"Oh I got that trick good with a "Bunny Blast Her". On top of that, I got my cardio work out along with it."
So Beth how did your date with Manny go last night?
"It felt like he was drumming "wipe out" on my ass"
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-To hit that (guy and girl term only).
-Also a term for girls to be used against the opposite sex to further destroy said sexes self esteem and increase the inablility to socialize with the female sex. Must be said nice and loud to complete the humiliation.
Example 1 for "get in her panties"
Girl 1: He got in my panties last night. It was great.
Guy 1: I got in her panties last night. Wooo!
Guy 2: Dude, HER?
Guy 1: Yeah. Jealous?
Guy 2: She has herpes.
Guy 1: Oh f**k
Example 2
Stuck-up Broad: Um yeah Taylors kinda cute, but I like Big Jon... oh well i'll dump him later!
Guy: Hi, uh, I'd like to know if um, you could go to the dance, with me?
Stuck-up Broad: OMG! GET OUTTA MY PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Another term in the long line of sexual innuendos.
This is another slang term for "knocking boots" "bumping uglies" "horizontal mambo/tango" "doin' it" "the no pants dance" "the good ol' in and out" or, as many refer to it, SEX!
"Duuuude, are you gonna bag her groceries or what?"
"So I went over to her place and get this...I totally bagged her groceries"
"He-man, do you have a condom...I think I am going to bag Sheera's groceries tonight."
"Naw man, she is a total prude! I couldn't bag her groceries if I paid for it."
"We should go out tonight, get some drinks, hang with some buddies, talk to some girls, and maybe even bag some groceries."
"Hey Brian, how is it going? I am writing this to let you know that I think things are finished between the two of us! You are a caring, sweet guy, and lord knows, you bagged groceries with the best of 'em, but we are growing apart and things change. I will always appreciate our time together...goodbye."
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