grab his cock

A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.

Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.

You: Grab his cock.

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Pinging his piss

Football term, used when a player is tikka takkaing his way around the team and dominating them anally

“Oh my god James Milner pinging his piss”

spit in his butt

when a thug knocks you out cold and spits in your butt you’re his bitch

guy 1: pull his pants down

guy2: *spits in his butt*

I just knocked this guy out ima spit in his butt

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Fill his drawers

To shit your pants

Did you see him fill his drawers yesterday? He looked like a right knob.

Tucking in his shirt

Masturbating

Rudy Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt while lying on a hotel bed.

lost his bottle

To lose ones courage - to chicken out of a situation, in face of (real or imagined) threat or repercussion - to voluntarily fail to complete a challenge, even self imposed challenge or task

"I see Jimmy didn't ask that girl out last night
"Naw, he lost his bottle!"

fix his radio

When a girl gives a large man a blowy and/or a handy, depending on the girls mood, in the parking lot of a church. She may even sit on his face.

Brendan saw A Russian female fix his radio after the football game.