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six-figure hippie

A wealthy leftie who exhibits the unpleasant shrillness of any political absolutist alongside the stuck-up NIMBY attitudes of any other wealthy person.

A politically-correct, nanny-statist, granola, bleeding heart who make over $100,000 a year in a job that probably violates their professed political beliefs on some level. They are riddled with the guilt of the rich and make up for it by trying to impose their very specific lefty world views where ever they can.

These people are often lawyers, software engineers, real estate salespeople, entertainers, and/or self-help gurus.

Whole Foods Markets are designed to cater to six-figure hippies.

That woman with the designer yoga mat strapped to the top of her Prius, who pays her stylist $100 a month to make her hair look natural.

Over half of the wealthy people who live in places Marin County, California or rural Vermont can be characterized as six-figure hippies.

by erielhonan March 11, 2010

31πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


anarchistic nazi-hippie

Someone with dreadlocks within an anarchistic community who turns into a real nazi when put in a position with authority. For example, a bartender at a squatting house.

That anarchistic nazi-hippie behind the bar that isn't even his won't let me buy another beer.

by alequenator January 20, 2011

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Alaskan hippy van

An Alaskan hippy van is when 2 old chicks and a random old guy find a old hippy van somewhere and the old guy shoves a hot coal into 1 of the chicks pussy and fucks the shit out of it and then takes another hot coal and puts in the other chick and fucks the shit of of her then he fucks them both in the ass and he takes all the juices and puts them in a blender to blend it up and then he puts the mixture of juices and heats it up over a fire then they all share it

Me and joey were walking home yesterday and some 3 old people having an Alaskan hippy van that shit was fucked up

by The flaming dildo February 6, 2014

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Liberal Hippy Politics

Liberal Hippy Politics, is a concept that faded into history during the late 70s or early 80s after hitting its peak around 1972.
The hippy political movement was an anti-establishment force that was organized by anti-war college students. In 1968, Bobby Kennedy was the first presidential candidate supported by the hippies and George McGovern was the last major hippy supported candidate in 1972.
During the 70s, the hippies grew up and became yuppies and supported moderate mainstream candidates like Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton.

Liberal Hippy Politics was the driving force that lead to the end of the Viet Nam war.

by Charles_U_Farley November 6, 2010

719πŸ‘ 317πŸ‘Ž


2 hippies in a headlock

A female with a lot of underarm hair.

Fuck me. That’s one hairy bitch is that. She looks to have 2 hippies in a headlock.

by Aitch73 May 8, 2018


hippie crack

This is another term for hash or hashish. It stems from the fact that both crack (rock cocaine) and many types of hash are sold in little chunks or rocks.

Stoner #1: Man, that hippie crack smells fantastic!

by Mantis7 Soulseek February 3, 2005

33πŸ‘ 370πŸ‘Ž


Liberal Hippy Politics

"Obamanomics: $1.08 trillion debt and 8.9% unemployment for 2012"

"The Congressional Budget Office on Tuesday predicted the budget deficit will rise to $1.08 trillion in 2012.

CBO also projected the jobless rate would rise to 8.9 percent by the end of 2012, and to 9.2 percent in 2013."

reddogreport.com/2012/01/obamanomics-2012-1-08-trillion-debt-and-8-9-unemployment/

I told you so..... what else can I say. I can't believe I remember this.

Yet the liberal hippy will still vote for obama, enen though Obama accomplished none of his goals but socialist healthcare. But that must be enough. A pure example of Liberal Hippy Politics.

It is really kind of beautiful isn't it?

by ArtVandalay July 31, 2012

59πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž