Hitting the Sack

Act of male masturbation, can only be performed by circumsized men. Where the masturbation becomes so vigorous and violent that the hand actually hits the testicles while stroking the shaft.

I went to sleep and woke up and my friend Billy was "hitting the sack" next to me wearing nothing but a lamp shade over his head.

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hitting the john

#1.
Using the bathroom.

#2.
Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.

1.
I went downstairs after hitting the john.

2.
MOM: What were you two doing?

KID 1: We were hitting the john!

KID 2: Yeah!

KID 3: (laughs)

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hit the john

Going to go use the bathroom

Hey I'm going to go hit the John I'll be right back

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Kill Hit

A kill hit is a smoking trick that in order to be completed correctly, requires the smoker to first fill there lungs with smoke, THEN there MOUTH.

The smoker then opens there mouth gently exhales the pure white smoke that had filled there mouth. They then must re-inhale the smoke while it still lingers thickly in the air to successfully complete the kill hit trick.

Kill hits are mainly popular among marijuana users, as tobacco smoke is found to be too harsh.

The most popular kill hit is the mushroom cloud, in which the smoker exhales the smoke in the shape of a mushroom, but other smoke shapes can be used.

Pothead 1: Dude, did you see that frosty kill hit!
Pothead 2: Yeah dude, that shit was dank!

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hit a B

to smoke, generally cannabis and/or tobacco, but sometimes other substances, out of a bong.

Derived from "hit a bong".

Person 1: "One second dude, I just gotta hit a B and then I'll drive you home."

Person 2: "No, driving while intoxicated is a criminal offense in most countries!"

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burp hit

The process of hitting a bong so hard that you hiccup, and later burp out smoke.

The hit was so fucked up, it gave me a burp hit/

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hit or miss

HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA

TRUMP: LIGMA
ME:

HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA

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