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When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.
At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.
When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!
Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?
Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.
Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.
An exotic sexual position in which individual #1 places their lips on individual #2’s butthole. To successfully perform the Human Puffbar, individual #2 must fart into individual #1’s mouth. Individual #1 must inhale the flateuous gas.
Me: yo did you see those chicks do the Human Puffbar
When a Male puts his anus to a females forhead creating suction with his butthole. The legs acts as the ears of the creature, the balls are the eyes and the penis is the trunk draped over the females nose. This combination makes the human elephant.
Wow Tom you and Martha do a great human elephant!
A human trannypede, a human centipede made entirely of transsexuals.
“Jeez Phill that human-trannypede of yours is getting long”
A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.
"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"