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When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.
Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza
When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing
I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now
The biggest concentration of HIV cases on the East Coast.
San Francisco corners the West Coast HIV market. Every year the Disney Faggot Week becomes the East Coast top HIV spot. The most popular ride is the Rock Hudson HIV Space Mountain ride. It goes backwards.
you will have a week off during the last week of November. Have fun!
Yay we have no school for a week Mr. Bafoon!
Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.
Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz
On May 20-31 it’s feel a heartbeat week feel as many heartbeats as you want
Yaw why did you feel my heartbeat she said oh it’s feel heartbeat week
What a crazy ass woman named Ashley says when she means next Friday.
Ashley wants to know what you’re doing Friday week?