An easy shot at doing something
This analogy is taken from basketball, when you have the court clear in front of you and can just lay the ball up near the basket, and use one hand to bounce it off the backboard and into the basket. The layup is considered the most basic shot in basketball
Bro I got you her number and insta, and she was already into you, I handed you a lay up, and you still fucked it up?
The guy interviewing me for the job was an ex-colleague and my best friend. The interview was a layup.
Usually in the combination "to lay a cap on someone": to put an end to someone's life
"This was a man talking who'd just laid a cap on three people back there and he was worried about this guy breathing?" 'Deaver, Jeffery (2003): Twisted, p. 30' (lay a cap on)
Taking a shit on your home toilet
I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.
A short asian boy with glasses. He is a decent guy, and I recommend you be friends with him!
You should meet Ashton Lay! He's a great guy!
To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
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omg! lay the avocado replied to my tweet let's sCREam
Man Lai is very artistic, Very caring, very thoughtful. She’s a nice friend to have and if you treat her right she’ll treat you right too! Sometimes they do have RBFs( resting Bitch face ) so if you see them staring into blank space with a angry or annoyed looking face, don’t pay much attention to it.
Friend A: Is Man Lai ok today? She looks annoyed...
Friend B: Don’t worry about it. It’s just her RBF.