Ear-Bang

Talking someone's ear off after fully explaining your point of view.

Girlfriend: "Why did you do that?"
Boyfriend: "I'm sorry I did that."
Girlfriend: "I can't believe you did that! What is wrong with you? You know, if I did something like th--"
Boyfriend: "Bitch, stop ear-banging me, I said I was sorry!!"

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small ears

having small ears renders you incapable to hearing things. Small ears are ugly.

Timothy has extremely small ears.

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ear licker

Incestious offspring who has deformities for the very same reason.

If you are from Ripon, you could be an ear licker

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Ear porn

Literally every song by the Beatles

*grabs tissues, live, phone*

*types in Beatles albums*

Now this is the real stuff.

It's free ear porn

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both earrings

Left ear is gay. Right ear is okay for the most part. Both is rather Normal

He has Both earrings and he is cutez

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Ear Stain

When you say a cuss word such as fuck, cunt, bitch, etc or an inappropriate phrase that is over heard by a toddler who then repeats it to someone else.

Toddler: Fuck you, daddy!
Dad: What the fuck?! What motherfucker has ear stained you with such language?!
Toddler: You did!
Dad: FUCK YOU NO I DIDN'T I'M GETTING A DIVORCE

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Ear Shots

Consuming a shot of cheap liquor that has been poured into another persons ear, then sucking it out.

Man, I was so drunk last night, I started taking ear shots out of this one girl's ear.

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