Grass

Literally the thing that grows on mud.
why the fuck did you search this?

Shitass: 'what's this green stuff on the ground

Bob: 'its grass, shitass.'

Grass

Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.

"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."

"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."

Grass

Grass, a plant organism that grows from the ground which 50% of the children of earth hasn't touched yet due to being too young, or is too addicted to Fortnite and would rather look at Non-existent women instead.

*Over text*
Jimmy: Hey we have to make a project about grass.

Billy: Wtf is that shit.

grass

go touch some

Jay: nah bro i been sweatin at COD so hard lately
Wilson: go touch grass bro

Grass

A snitch

A: OMG Tyler is such a Grass
B: I know he Grassed on me for being on my phone

Grass

Something you should touch.

Jerry: LET'S FUCKING GO I GOT A 15 KILL STREAK ON CS:GO!

Liam: Dude, go touch some fucking grass.

grass

green or brown carpet outside.

the grass is soft