sky can

A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.

People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.

Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.

I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.

I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.

Concrete sky

The absolute peak of beauty the sky has to offer. Often appers druring down,sunset and noon. The weather should be cloudy and the color pallet determines if it's a Concrete sky or not.

Guy1 : - dude, check the sunset out
Guy2:- damn that's a Concrete sky

If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?

If it is already known, do I have to tell you?

"How come you didn't tell me you two are dating?"

"If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?"

deep sky blue

It’s a fucking color what did you expect

Person 1: That color is deep sky blue!
Person 2: did you memorize every single unique color?
Person 1: yeah.

Shay/Sky

Both of these names are for girls that are fine asf. Freaky Lil Baby and she have big titties. Her eyes are the sexiest of them all.

"Damn girl look at her. She looks like a Shay/Sky!"
"I want to be her soo bad."

Pie in the sky

To have sex in the Airplane Lavatory to a finish.

I had a sick pie in the sky session with the chick from 3c

Kissing the sky

The act of having sexual intercourse while being bent over, and outside. When the person bellow is being fucked, their lips “connect” with the sky with the trusting act from the person behind them.

“Hey man how did it go with Taylor last night”
“Oh dude It went so well that I had her kissing the sky all night”