Internet pimping

The act of pimping over the internet. Although not as effective as actual pimping because you cannot bitch slap. Funds are often exchanged through Paypal (There is the origin of its infamous name)

I was internet pimping Jessica Simpson last night for all her money, but that bitch wouldn't pay so I had to bitch slap her this morning.

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internet speech

see also text talk.

A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.

I spoke in internet speech to my friends, and they could barely understand me.

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offline internet

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

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Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough

I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet

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Internet boomer

A old man that been on internet age. From 2000 to early 2010, and i feel there are stuck in that time frame

You is so old that you know, old man murray or confused matthew you internet boomer.

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Internet Hole

The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.

I fell into an Internet hole, and when I got out, I had missed brunch. fml.

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Internet Birthday

the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection

Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.

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