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A horrible fucking game that's made by mini toon but everyone likes it for some reason.
For those who don't know this game, this game is a Roblox team-based, strategy game taking place in ww2 (Unless you changed it with map editor) where you can lead your nation. In a nutshell, it's hoi4 in Roblox but it's worse than rise of nations.
First of all, this ISN'T a real-time strategy. Real-time means no turns. There are phases in the game, one for building cities and getting units, the other is to move the units. And the final one is to attack enemy nations. But this is not "real-time", these are just turns. You are limited to certain actions for a limited time, depending on the turn. For example, if you forgot to purchase units, you had to wait a stupidity long time, while not being able to get the units you desire. It's the same if you forgot to attack during a turn, and you had to wait again.
Second of all, the phases are the worst fucking part of this game. If you did shit, and you are ready to beat a small nation, you had to wait until the "attack" phase. And during the attack phase, you can invade the small nation, assuming you declared war. But surprise surprise, it's fucking France. And they have still gotten Corsica. Even though you have a ship, you can't fucking move. You can only move if you invade enemy territory. Welcome to island hopping, wait a stupid amount of years just to finally make the country surrender.
I will stop here because ud limits me.
Sad.
Iron Assault sucks. I could make a 20-minute yt video just criticizing the game alone.
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To be grateful, or humble
For the ant is happy to sit on an iron throne, even through it isn’t a very rich metal. He is grateful for even getting a throne as an ant.
“Be like the iron throne ant”
When two or more people gather around a dick and take turns giving single blows, like rail road workers taking turns driving a spike.
Thet kicked me out of the family reunion for trying to organize a John Henry Iron.
When a man jumps on the bed during a blowjob, catches the semen and tries to use them as a blaster, thus blinding the significant other whilst the sig other fades away saying "daddy I don't feel so good" you then cum in her other eye as if nothing is happening.
man l: I was in the mood last night so me and my wife had "iron man sex"
man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!
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A recently broken up Christian ska band. Despite the fact that they are Christian there are only a handful of songs about god. Most of the time their songs will just include a few references to god. Most of the time they manage to sing about problems with society and some of the bad things committed in the name of god. Pretty much 95% of their songs are upbeat and they love to make fun of themselves.
I wish I could have gone to see a Five Iron Frenzy show. At least there's Roper.
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A slang term for using the restroom.
Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.
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