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To be grateful, or humble
For the ant is happy to sit on an iron throne, even through it isn’t a very rich metal. He is grateful for even getting a throne as an ant.
“Be like the iron throne ant”
When two or more people gather around a dick and take turns giving single blows, like rail road workers taking turns driving a spike.
Thet kicked me out of the family reunion for trying to organize a John Henry Iron.
When a man jumps on the bed during a blowjob, catches the semen and tries to use them as a blaster, thus blinding the significant other whilst the sig other fades away saying "daddy I don't feel so good" you then cum in her other eye as if nothing is happening.
man l: I was in the mood last night so me and my wife had "iron man sex"
man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!
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A recently broken up Christian ska band. Despite the fact that they are Christian there are only a handful of songs about god. Most of the time their songs will just include a few references to god. Most of the time they manage to sing about problems with society and some of the bad things committed in the name of god. Pretty much 95% of their songs are upbeat and they love to make fun of themselves.
I wish I could have gone to see a Five Iron Frenzy show. At least there's Roper.
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A slang term for using the restroom.
Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.
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when you're fucking a girl and one of your balls goes into her butt hole and she clenches her ass
Armen: yooo i hooked up with Susie last night at the party and she pulled the armenian iron grip on me, that shit was wild bro
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