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canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold September 25, 2015


Sus Police

(noun) One who prides themself with finding the imposter(s) in Among Us, typically ignoring tasks.

sus police are kinda sus.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021


Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people

Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*

by gunguything October 4, 2022


Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023


police milk

Milk stolen from a policeman that is then found by your door or in your cereal

Have you got my police milk yet it’s so yummy

by Circle December 3, 2017


wild police flee

synonym for wild police chase or evading the man



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April 14: Police Chase

Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.

WOW had it wrong all these years, I thought it was when someone in a motor vehicle didn’t want to get caught so they do not stop and the police chase them.

Me too, but maybe that’s called fleeing. LOL!

I have never heard them say “ He led them on a wild police flee” but you can be correct!

by Classic1979 April 14, 2009


Police informant dog

Usually a fat "overly obese" cunt that like to this he is the real deal gangster but in fact is a snitch and will sell anyone out to get ahead or out of trouble

Commonly associated with meth addiction also

That police informant dog ratted me again the snitch dog

by 1800truthteller May 2, 2022