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a good person (jesus) and a 🐍 (taylor swift)
"i'm sorry the old jesus swift can't come to the phone right now."
1) Cool song originally done by Depeche Mode and covered by such people as Gravity Kills, Marilyn Manson, and Johnny Cash.
2) Someone to hear your prayers. Someone who cares
1) Personal Jesus is one of Depeche Mode's best known song
2) Pick up the receive, I'll make you a believer
the wafer the priest gives during communion
(also referred to as christ sandwich)
a person visiting a catholic church asks, "what is that they're eating?" The reply, "that's a jesus sandwich!"
A required undergarmet that Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (mormons)must always wear.
"Her jesus jammies are showing!"
Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.
"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."
A white Boy Who Thinks He's Black He Made The Song,"Drill Time" He's from Ohio
"I fuck with savages,you a fuckboy you can't hang." - Slim Jesus,Drill Time
what you yell out loud when Jesus the goalie blocks a puck from entering the net.
he's going for the shot...but the goalie blocks it! Jesus saves! What a save by Jesus!