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Overdosing on club drugs etc., therefore dying and going to heaven to roll with Jesus.
- I told Julie not to do that last line.
- It's OK, man. She's raving with Jesus now.
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Being trapped with your family because of a Christ-related holiday. Most typically Christmas.
Chris: "Hey, are we playing Halo tomorrow night?"
John: "I wish. Tomorrow's Christmas Eve so I'll be stuck in Jesus Jail."
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1) Eyes that are slightly glazed over and wide.
-Enlarged pupils but not red
-Could be mistaken as being on drugs.
-Usually associated with a blinding white smile.
2) Judgmental tolerance; superficial
-Tend to be flight attendants, members of choir groups and owner's of craft-stores.
-Support Prop 8, wear pearls and look like Stepford Wives.
Is she stoned or is she so fake that she has Jesus Eyes ?
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a good person (jesus) and a 🐍 (taylor swift)
"i'm sorry the old jesus swift can't come to the phone right now."
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1) Cool song originally done by Depeche Mode and covered by such people as Gravity Kills, Marilyn Manson, and Johnny Cash.
2) Someone to hear your prayers. Someone who cares
1) Personal Jesus is one of Depeche Mode's best known song
2) Pick up the receive, I'll make you a believer
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the wafer the priest gives during communion
(also referred to as christ sandwich)
a person visiting a catholic church asks, "what is that they're eating?" The reply, "that's a jesus sandwich!"
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A required undergarmet that Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (mormons)must always wear.
"Her jesus jammies are showing!"
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