Cheesus Juice

Beverage consumed in copious amounts by Explorer Reid Stowe's Mission Control which induces blind devotion to the point of fanaticism.

Racing Wag drank too many Free $10 vodka and Cheesus juices at the 822 day party and void hoed sardine pizza in the backseat of the taxi on the way home.

Drunk on Cheesus Juice Bangotinis, Somewhat Salty angel massaged himself.

cosby juice

slang terminology for methaqualone (trade name quaalude) that is used for sedation in the context of non-consensual sex

That creepy dude just dropped Cosby juice in her drink

bazooka juice

Jizz, cum, sperm,

Salty bazooka juice

Juice Cork

A small, marble to golf ball sized turd, that is accompanied by moist, wet sounding gas prior to release.

The guy in the stall next to me popped a juice cork.

My IBS causes me to have juice corks quite frequently.

science juice

A mixture of juice and energy drink, containing all the minerals and vitamins needed for the human body to survive. Can be used as the only source of energy for the body as it contains everything the body needs, at least so it appears on the nutrition facts labels. The lack of proteins and non-important minerals such as calcium are usually treated with pizzas and fast food, tho it has been proven to be possible and somewhat healthy to purely live on science juice.

Oh Josh spent two nighs up with no sleep playing darkeden and drinking science juice.

Keynote Juice

The definition of keynote juice is when one smells very bad or leaves sweat, Stains or any other kind of odor behind which is the juice part of “keynote juice”

“Omg you smell like keynote juice”
“Is that keynote juice on your chair !!!?“

Whore's Juice

White wine and Sprite mix. Usually served over ice and kept in a thermos by your toilet.

1. I keep a thermos of whore's juice near my toilet.
2. It's gonna be a whore's juice night.