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ARHHHGHGGHHH
THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS Joshua said whilst raping a porky pine in france arrrrhhhhhghhg(69)
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Stop staring at me! I don’t want you looking at me!
All of you keep your eyes away from me! Fine! Hmph!
To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.
Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.
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Used in a way of sexual excitement. Used when someone of the opposite sex asks your name or if your gay its someone of the same sex.
*Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be incounters*
Girl: Hey whats your name
Guy: Keep wearin that miniskirt and its whatever you want it to be.
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One family guy episode.
Guy 1: *whips bruce from family guy* Whats your name?!
Bruce: Honey you keep that whippin up and its whatever you want it to be.
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Girls gets bored when guys are too nice.
You have to treat them mean to keep them keen!
That's why bad boys always gets the girl.
Guy: "Hey dude i really like that girl"
Dude: "Well then you have to treat em mean keep em keen"
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When you take your wife/girlfriend to a swingers party or gangbang. It's considered a "Gift" that keeps on giving even when you're done having sex with her. There are other people around to keep giving it to her.
Yea, for Valentine's Day I brought my wife to a swingers party and that's a "Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving...."
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Every little ghetto boy's dream for the future...
Little James wished for Rims that keep spinning every time you stop for his birthday wish...should have said world peace, but that's him...
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